Time to Make the Doughnuts

Why are Mondays in Cube City so hard?

I work with a rather mentally and emotionally unstable man who just posted this on Facebook: "I love Mondays. They represent hope and renewal."

Okay, here are my problems with his statement:

1. As previously mentioned, he's mentally and emotionally unstable.
2. He's not even coming to work today. He's out on "personal business" (which, by the way, is where he usually is instead of being at work).
3. Doesn't he have Mondays confused with Fridays?

I guess it's time to make the doughnuts, even though I already feel fried enough as it is.