That Is All

I haven't really started the New Year out right in Cube City. I haven't been bringing my lunch, which means I've had to answer to the man downstairs at the deli.

I really don't like the man downstairs. Whether I buy a full meal deal or a soda, his response at checkout is always the same: "That is it? That is all you want?"

Look, pal, I'm sorry if I don't bring my cloth recycling bag into the deli and do all of my grocery shopping there, but you could at least try to act a little grateful for my business.

And so a new year of complaining begins. It only took me two days, cube dwellers! That is all.