What a Pang

A funny guy told me that he'd rather substitute the word "pang" for "pain" in his Cube City brand work. It's sort of funny when you consider that most of the work we do involves pang management. What's even funnier is that a supposed authority of the English language informed him that "pang" is not a word.

I need to talk to said authority because "pang" is not only a word, but a totally kick-ass word at that. It pangs me to think that an authority of the English language doesn't know this.