Thursday, November 6, 2008

Cube Jockeys

If there's one thing I can't stand in Cube City, it's cube jockeys.

You know who they are. Cube jockeys are the ones who are always jockeying for something better -- a bigger cube, a window cube, an office, a bigger office, a bigger office with a window, a reserved parking space, a better reserved parking space...

If cube jockeys spent as much time and energy giving to the company as trying to weasel bigger and better things out of it, they might be a little less useless to us all. I'd love to take a whip and just beat the shit out of them until they actually complete some work that is deserving of a trip to the Winner's Circle. Until then, they're just extra weight that slows us down.

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