My Sanity Seminar

Bye for a few days, my dear cube dwellers. I'm taking tomorrow and Monday off to learn what it's like to be sane. I've heard you can only do this by attending a sanity seminar. I've also heard that you can't take sanity seminars in Cube City. They are only available at offsite, undisclosed locations. I look forward to learning the basics about sanity in my time away, but I'm sure I will need some follow-up instruction.