Monday, May 19, 2008

Going Green

How does one create a positive impact in Cube City? That's easy. Remove all cups from a kitchen in which you offer free drinks, and let 500 people figure out how to hydrate themselves. Good times.

Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures
I believe most of my co-workers know how to bring a plastic cup from home, but what if your plastic cup has no vacancy due to (1) a drink you don't want to waste, or (2) a fungus you cannot identify? And yet vodka slurpees are calling your name? What is a cupless cube dweller to do?

Last Friday, some mighty fine co-workers got creative and used biodegradable bowls as cups. We filled these sad little shallow bowls with Coke-flavored slurpees and then added vodka. Suddenly, creating a positive impact was a lot more positive. We did use straws, though. We figured they would make the positive impact come a little more quickly.

Here are a few ways to refer to vodka slurpees. Feel free to recommend your own labels. Suggestions are always environmentally friendly.

  • Codka
  • Vodkee
  • Slodka
  • Slodkee

For our next trick, perhaps we'll have to use the company-provided taterware to shovel the Codka into our mouths. It's not easy bein' green.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

I'm all for being green and eco-friendly in both big and little ways, but this kind of passive-aggressive enforcement will really only make people resent the whole idea. Especially when they are thirsty and/or in need of something in which to put alcohol.

Also, those bowls? Maybe ok for salad, but the slodkees started to seep through after they had been sitting there for a bit.

Scissor Girl said...

All great points, Viveth. I worry about the day when there's a potato shortage due to excessive use of taterware. Mark my words: There will someday be a Save the Spuds campaign.