Gossiping About Gossip

Okay, so apparently I'm really into gossip this week -- the topic, anyway. I just had a flashback to a previous job in Cube City. I worked with a customer support person who had been married for maybe a year. Well, she would always talk about the fights she was having with her husband -- most of them pretty ordinary yet extraordinary since the two really hadn't been married very long. But one day, she really outdid herself.

She came into work and went about her day of fighting with customers and her husband...until she got THE CALL. Her best friend had been on Match.com looking for a date when she stumbled upon a familiar-looking guy with a photo, status of Single and Looking, and a complete write-up of what he was seeking in true love with a woman. DUMB ASS SCUM BUCKET ALERT! The customer support person ran to her computer, searched Match.com, and sure enough -- that was her husband's profile.

Strangely, she and her husband tried to patch things up, but of course they eventually got a divorce. Then she got involved with a womanizer at work who was married to a porn star named Y2Kayla. Y2Kayla reportedly rewarded him for his great work on her hot oil massages now and then by bringing three ladies in trenchcoats to the house. Why three? Why trenchcoats? Did the trenchcoats match? Were all three of them blondes? Real or fake (blondes, that is)? I don't know, and that's really where my interest in the gossip ends.