Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Cube Q&A: NoDoz on Wheat, Hold the Cheese

Q: Is it okay for my Cube City deli to sell NoDoz when they supposedly specialize in sandwiches?

A: Dear cube dweller, wake up and smell the salami! You need to understand that there are many cube dwellers out there who lack brain activity. Having a brain stimulant on hand, such as NoDoz, might help save projects and jobs that would otherwise be put to sleep.

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