Another Out-of-Office Auto Reply

I am currently out of the office. I am cooling off in Alaska while you're dealing with heated deadlines and clients as cold as glaciers. I will return to Cube City on August 13th, only because I plan to blow a bunch of cash that I haven't yet earned on fine art and fresh seafood. If you think that I am going to check email or voicemail while I'm gone, you can think again. I'll be experiencing plenty of wildlife on my trip as it is.