Welcome to the first installment of What Not to Say in Cube City.
When a cube dweller wears something out of the ordinary to work, keep your mouth shut. Don’t go there. JUST DON'T GO THERE. It’s that simple.
Example: If a cube dweller suddenly wears a black suit to Cube City but ordinarily wears business casual clothing or blue jeans, here’s what not to say:
“Nice black suit, Cube Dweller. Are you going to a funeral today or something?”
The answer to that question is most obviously yes, is directed most likely toward a grieving person, and makes you look like a thoughtless dumb ass incapable of thinking before speaking.
Dare to wear black. Dare not to say anything about peculiar cube apparel.
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