Monday, October 27, 2008

Important Bulletin from Scissor Girl

Greetings, fellow cube dwellers, and welcome to another glorious Monday.

Did that sound bubbly enough? Did I convince anyone with my grandiose attempt at exuberance?

Anyway, I'm just popping in briefly today to share a few words of wisdom. I have only a few words of wisdom in my blades, so pay close attention. Okay, here goes: If you expect Cube City to meet your expectations at any time in your life, you will find that you are very disappointed. It's just best to expect nothing from Cube City, no matter how big or small.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled broadcast.

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