Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Star-Fangled Manor

What I hate most about working in Cube City is the politics.

Politics are everywhere in Cube City. They're much like the politics of our government:
  • You can't believe anything that anyone says.
  • You might win the popular vote, but you won't necessarily win anything.
  • You work with a lot of people who have no idea what they're doing.
  • You had better lie to people, telling them what they want to hear, if you expect to get ahead.

The difference is that you can't elect a new leader after four years in Cube City.

This is supposed to be the land of the free and the home of the brave, but we're all chained to our desks and scared for our jobs. We need a new national anthem in Cube City.

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