For the past few days in Cube City, there's been a strange development in the stairwell. Everything is status quo in the morning, but every afternoon there's a dryer sheet on the stairs. The dryer sheet is in the same place every afternoon, yet it's never there in the morning.
I don't get it. It's sort of like the Mystery Pooper. Who is dropping their dryer sheets in the stairwell and why?
I think somebody has a major problem with static cling...and we all know that if you're going to get static cling, you're going to get it in Cube City. I would like to know if this mystery person is having any success feeling clean, fresh, and wrinkle resistant due to all of the dryer sheets s/he is using.
Speak up, Static Free! Rub some of your positive wisdom off on those of us who are negatively charged.
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