Your Confidentiality Agreement

This is a confidential piece of writing, even though you are allowed to read it without a password.

You do have the right to read it.

You do not have the right to talk to anyone about it or share it with anyone you know.

You don't even have the right to think about it after you've read it.

Because you don't even have the right to think about it, don't even think that you have the right to acknowledge that you've felt anything by reading it. Feeling anything by reading includes laughter, tears, fears, hiccups, burps, farts, and questions. This list of feelings and noises is not inclusive and should not be considered as such.

Just read, sign your rights away to Cube City, and shut up for your own protection.

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Your Signature