I actually told my significant stapler last night that I might want to get pregnant so that I can take advantage of paid maternity leave. Lots of people are doing it right now, and I like to be part of the "in" crowd.
When you seriously think about having a child just so that you can escape from Cube City for a few months, you know you're off your rocker.
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