Friday, June 6, 2008

Out-of-Office Auto Reply

I am currently out of the office. I'm at the beach...and you aren't. I will respond to your message if I'm so inclined to return on June 9th...or ever.

For any immediate writing concerns, you're most likely out of luck. Two writers are on vacation, another is chained to only one project because of an insecure resource-hoarding nutcase ho-bag bitch, and the only remaining writer is probably too busy searching for another job during work hours. For any escalation needs, good luck. My boss just quit.

Have a nice day!

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Awesome. Just awesome.