- Tell all their friends that they were going to come see me perform -- like it's a good thing.
- Dance, cheer, and punch their fists in the air as I present content to them.
- Chant my amazing and memorable written words in unison.
- Throw roses and other prizes at my feet.
- Long for a backstage pass and my autograph.
- Scream and cry after I bid them farewell, settling down only when I give them an encore.
- Buy a copy of my words on CD and maybe a t-shirt.
- Exit the show feeling satisfied and exhilarated, like they'd just had the best time of their lives.
I'm sure there would be downsides to being a rock star in Cube City. High-profile positions always come with some scrutiny. Cranky journalists would write and publish their opinions about my act. It'd be like getting a performance evaluation every day from somebody who doesn't know me but thinks that they do.
Okay, so being in Cube City is kinda sorta like being a rock star.
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