Ice Day

I'm ready for an ice day in Cube City -- not to be confused with Ice Cube City.

You see, in Texas, we get ice days instead of snow days. The city gets covered in a sheet of ice, and everything shuts down. You don't go to work unless you're new to the South, insane, or stupid. All you'll do is end up in a ditch with a very big car insurance bill and more resentment towards Cube City.

We've had some cold weather and traces of sleet this week, but some recent warm weather has made an ice day impossible. So I'll keep holding out and waiting for one. It's really all I have to look forward to in Cube City during the winter.

Have an ice day.