Oooky Dooky

I regrouped with my amusing friend from a different Cube City, and she wants you all to know that French pedicures are oooky because it's as though feet are trying to be too much like fingers. I'm sure we can all get some sleep now.

Oh, and she also wants you to know that wooden Nutcracker figurines -- the ones people use as Christmas decorations -- are oooky because:

• Nothing about them says Christmas
• They have freakish hinge-jaw faces

Oooky dooky. I think we're done here.